Fratology 150 – CellPhone Education

Cell Phones

The cell phone is one of the best inventions to ever grace the modern fratting era. It simultaneously allows us to call our brothers for stats on the party, text sorostitutes, and subsequently take video and pictures of the former drunk and the latter naked. Obviously, there are and equal number of pitfalls which have plauged many a fratstar during a night of heavy drinking. This lesson will focus on just what you should NOT do with this marvelous piece of technology, and ensure your success in using it as a tool to help you reach a new level of frattyness.

Fratology 150 – Sunglass Education

Eye Protection

During the course of our fratting years, we have encountered many a threat to our third most important organ (behind our livers and cocks). These threats range from the stray Solo cup to that unreasonably judgemental stare from that sorostitue whose rockin’ tits you were checkin out.

There are seveal tried and true brands of fratty shades, but the general guideline should be as follows:

• Plastic is for douchebags, unless done tastefully.
• There should be a turndown after the ear. ALWAYS. This enhances compatability with our next most fratty accessory.
• White is not as cool as T Pain would have you think. Keep it to brown or black. Same goes for lenses, unless polarized (which is always a plus).

Hint

Get some of these. Hell, get all of these.

http://www.southernproper.com/store/gentlemen/beaus.html

Question of the Day – Can you Frat too Hard?

Today’s Question of the Day concerns a subject for which it is very hard to draw a distinct line. The question is – can you go too far?

In some things, yes, of course you can go to far. Studying, heroin, self-help, etc., are all categories in which on can go too far. But frattiness? That’s a tough one, and I think the answer might surprise some of you. Yes, you can go to far.

Now, before you crucify me, let me explain. There are many components of frattiness, all of which have their own limits. You wouldn’t act the same way in the boardroom at that sweet job you get from frat contacts as you would in the frouse basement. If you wear nothing but Vineyard Vines and your SAE croakies, let’s face it – you’re going to look like you’re trying too hard.

Basically, what I’m trying to say is that there’s a time and place to hide your true frattiness so that you can live to frat another day, but don’t let the fuckers change you.

Video of the Day – My Fratty Haircut

Yeah, we know this has been around for a while, but it still deserves mention. A classic ode to croakies, Busch Light, and not being a goddamn GEED.

To Be, Or Not To Be

The epitomy of all that is college and the frat life:

Here we have on display that which we wish upon no one, the terminal illness that is that of the GEED:

Welcome to Fratology 101

Welcome to Fratology 101 – advanced fratting, no big deal.

Basically, this website is a forum for us to hate on geeds, expouse our views on varied subjects such as girls, drugs, and alcohol, and revel in all that is COLLEGE. Here for your enjoyment, we are Fratology 101. Word.