Thought of the Day – Broke? Sell Your Body

We have all fallen on hard times, blowing far too much of our money (or in some cases all of it) on drugs, alcohol, strippers, and drugs. Did we mention drugs? Well there it is again in case we didn’t.

Now obviously women can get away with this, because it is up to us fratstars to supply them with cocaine, weed, pills, and drinks in order to get them fucked up enough to fuck us. And on top of all that, they have the opportunity to work for high dollar escort services and make more money on one date with a rich douchebag than we will in a year.

Now some GEEDs may say, “Oh, well why don’t you try getting a job?” Well I would you fucking douchebag, except that I am far too busy abusing the previously mentioned substances to be in any condition or mindset to join the part-time work force.

In comes Corey Black, a homeless man (and obvious GEED) who has found a brand new way to interpret the phrase “selling your body”. Well, while its not technically the body as a whole, it still is pretty fucking brilliant:

He sold his fucking kidney for 10,000 dollars.

Apparently men can sell their bodies, and make quite a bit of bank doing so. Honestly, I have no intentions of living anywhere near long enough to actually need most of my organs, and selling them post mortem may help pay off my massive gambling and drug debts.

Thought of the Day – Political Douchebags Try to Ban Smoking

So those fucking brilliant men we have in Congress have been trying to convince the Defense Department to ban smoking for our tropps. Now, aside from the obvious “wow they actually had time to get something together inbetween falling in love with the maid”, we can take a look at their reasons for this.

It was actually billed as a way to save on healthcare costs for troops, saying that they needed to be healthier. Are you fucking shitting me? They are in a goddamn war zone you douchebags. How is a cigarette even on the radar when you are being killed by suicide bombers and kids with AK-47s?

We are firm supporters of the cigarette industry, so obviously we are a bit biased. But this is a case of taking the liberal/activist agenda way too goddamn far. You’re going to tell a man living on the brink of death eating dehydrated food 3 times a day and stuck in a fucking 4th world sandbox for more than a year that he can’t have a cigarette because some douchebag in an office thinks it might save the government some money? Really? I don’t know who the fuck elects these people but shit has been taken way too far.

We need to stop trying to tell people what they can do and when/where they can do it and start, oh I don’t know, fucking educating them. You’d have to be a dumbass to not know cigarettes are bad, but thankfully we live in a free country and can make that decision for ourselves.

Thought of the Day – Ever Wonder What Life is Like for Helen Keller?

Well now you can find out here.

Thought of the Day – Threesome Etiquette

We’ve all been in the situation. Well, at least those of us who aren’t douchebags and have at least a semblance of game. And as a result, some pretty thought provoking questions that were never contemplated before arise:

• Is one chick rockin pills but the other not? So di I still have to wrap it up?
• Is it cool if I only fuck the hotter one and just let the other one blow me, if that?
• What even defines “threesome”?

These and more can be answered here, but feel free to add your own opinions in the comment section, or via email: WillsGoat@gmail.com.

Thought of the Day – Mo Money Less Problems

Some people say that money can’t buy happiness. Some of these douchebags went so far as to spend money to actually prove this. Those of us who are not weighed down by such fucking depressing thoughts have reason to reject their thoughts:

Thought of the Day – Confidence Boost

Not that any of us truly need it, but hey. It’s always nice to have something to fall back on.