Video of the Day – Bob Saget at UMASS

Y’all have probably all seen this guy on those damn family shows, but here he is live at UMASS really letting go. It’s some seriously funny shit. Check it out:

Best Comedian of All Time? We Think So

I am watching this motherfucker (Doug Stanhope) right now and granted Im drunk as shit off of a classic fifth of Jim Beam which is 145/150ths empty.

Goddamn this guy is the fucking man. In fAct, at some point when im more sobritety arranged I will gicve him the Snap Bid of the Mothn, or perhaps Year.

Y’all will likey see the two of us degenerate motherfuckers on a stage doing standupo for a fucking career, because frankly unless we can get that American Pdsycho doing coke on the reg jonb, we will be homeles.

But don;t be a goddamnb douchebag, fucking folow this fantastic Fratstar on twitter and attend his shows, cuz Boss gets down and speaks the words all y’all Douchebag pussyas are too afraid to speak out lout.\

Follow us on Twitter so we can have more fucking freidns you goddzamn GEED ass motherfucking douchebags: http://twitter.com/fratology101

Guns and Bars

In the best news of the week, and quite possibly the frattiest, Arizona has decided to allow hand guns in bars. This measure was obviously backed by the NRA. Now I realize that they may not be a very fratty state, but Arizona produces some seriously fine women in addition to having a pretty ballsy state legislature despite not hanging the Confederate flag outside the statehouse no matter what the NAACP says (who incidentally has set up the country’s first police abuse help line – wow that’s a fucking shocker. I never saw that coming…) like the great state of South Carolina.

Still, Arizona has offered us a very simple solution to the seemingly never ending problem of GEEDs and douchebags (they are one in the same aren’t they?) trying to gain admission to our parties and drink the alcohol we pay for without so much as a thank you. Now we can just shoot them, and maybe have a pledge dispose of the body – seems like a reasonable request/interview no?

Frattiest Golf Course

A 850 mile long golf course has been built in Australia, called Nullarbor Links. And if you don’t think that is the best fucking news in you’ve heard recently, well you are clearly a goddamn GEED. Some have whined and complained that it would take a day to play each hole, but I don’t understand what these douchebags see wrong with this. I mean aside from the chance to tour Australia with a reason other than aimless drug induced wandering, there is the chance to party after each and every hole. Fuck waiting to finish all 18, in just an hour you could be at a new bar each and every night, scheming your way to some strange with an absolute gaurentee you would never be seen again. I honestly cannot think of any better way to spend a few days, unless of course we consider doing all of the above on a shit ton of uppers and confiscating a pledge to drive you the whole time. Just be sure to tell his parents and/or loved ones that it is part of a team building trip to the school your Fraternity was founded at. Or some bullshit like that.

Seriously, a hole with a giant whale and a sign saying “Emu Exporting”? That is just fucking fratty.

Excuses

Convincing a girl to fuck you when you’re drunk is hard enough. But sober? That is not a place many of us enjoy going, as it implies that you are sober and that you are capable of some level of commitment. Neither is ever a good thing. Thankfully, here are some tipscourtesy of Bill Nye the Science Guy. Yes, the GEEDiest motherfucker alive, who you laughed at and vowed never to be like when you were 7 years old. Apparently science is good for something other than making shit to get me high.

And the Answer is…

Quite possibly one of our favorite sites, providing endless hours of entertainment and excitement. It also works well as a casual game, or even a group drinking game. In fact, if it weren’t for the blantant inappropriateness I would venture to guess it would win website of the year.

Disclaimer: Do NOT click this link if you are the least bit offended by anything.

Feel free to post your scores in the comments.

Family

We all have them. Some of us get shitfaced with our families in true fratastic style. Some of our parents were even fratdaddies and sorostitues back in the day, and we were concieved in a dimly lit basement (ahh what a fantastic and fateful way to begin life).

Sadly, some of our parents criticize us for our Greek decisions and never fail to exploit an opportunity to make us superficially sorry for this. These overcontrolling, call-every-week-or-we’re-not-giving-you-money types are the worst, but keep in mind, they only know what you tell them. In fact, the phone call from home while you’re fucked up can be quite hilarious.

However, there is no way in hell your family is stranger than any of these.

Dorm Life

 

Here’s a new online-only series put together by several students at UCLA. While they may be geeds, they have undoubtedly captured the essence of that sad part of your freshmen year before the joy that was pledging.

Have a view. The two blonde/brunette roomates are hot as shit.