Fratology 101

Video of the Day – Footbal Ref Fucked up by Player

willygoat — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 02:56:16 +0000

This is some funny shit:

Video of the Day – Bob Saget at UMASS

willygoat — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 10:45:20 +0000

Y’all have probably all seen this guy on those damn family shows, but here he is live at UMASS really letting go. It’s some seriously funny shit. Check it out:

Snap Bid of the Day – Midget-Eating Lion

willygoat — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 10:44:15 +0000

Apparently shit is really fucked up in Cambodia. Aside from the obvious poverty and lack of anything resembling a service or public good, there have also been incidents of people in the Cambodian Midget Fighting League getting a little too cocky.

No, that isn’t a joke.

Yes, there is a Cambodian Midget Fighting League.

When one man finally stepped up to put an end to this rampant midget cockyness, he was able to sell out tickets to his event 3 weeks in advance. What is this event, you might ask?

How about an African Lion in a cage fight with 42 midgets. I know, its really fucking cool.

Much to the surprise of the midgets, who thought they could out muscle and out wit the Lion, and pretty much meeting the expectations of everyone else, the Lion killed 24 of the midgets in 12 minutes, while 14 more were critically injured.

The Snap Bid of the Day goes to you, Mr. Lion, for putting all of those cocky midgets in their place, which I might add wasn’t too far of a fall from where they started.

And here is a nice video of a Lion completely fucking up a Hyena:

Really Obama? Bud Light?

willygoat — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 01:17:57 +0000

The President of the United Fucking States decided that he would drink a Bud Light during his recent chat with a police officer and some other important yet seemingly useless people.

Wow.

As the President, who is able to get anything and everything he wants, you choose to drink something that us impoverished college students wouldn’t even buy at a goddamn bar? The fuck is wrong with you?

Bud Light, and its other variants, should only come from a keg at best, and only when one is extremely cocked to begin with. At least the cop, who for those of you who don’t know was the guy who arrested that crazy black college professor for throwing a hate filled fit (not, as was reported, for breaking into his own home), chose Blue Moon. Even if our President was trying to be patriotic, Bud isn’t even owned by an American company anymore.

How about a quality Harpoon, Sam Adams, or Yuengling? Or at least a 40 of Steel Reserve…

Photo of the Day – Hungry? Have a Picture

willygoat — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 01:26:34 +0000

Stumbled upon this the other day, and naturally felt the need to share it with y’all. Insanewiches.com, contrary to the name, is not about Witches at all. Rather, it is about insane sandwiches. Think of it as a sort of “I’m really high but I don’t know what I want to eat” pictionary.

Here we have the “Briscut on a Triscut”, also known as the “Briskettris”:

Photo of the Day – THIS is What is Wrong With America

willygoat — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 18:39:48 +0000

Captured this gem at an outdoor concert yesterday. Yes, it was a Nickleback concert. No, I did not willingly attend. The things I will do for pussy.

Andyways on to the photo:

Best Comedian of All Time? We Think So

willygoat — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 02:41:23 +0000

I am watching this motherfucker (Doug Stanhope) right now and granted Im drunk as shit off of a classic fifth of Jim Beam which is 145/150ths empty.

Goddamn this guy is the fucking man. In fAct, at some point when im more sobritety arranged I will gicve him the Snap Bid of the Mothn, or perhaps Year.

Y’all will likey see the two of us degenerate motherfuckers on a stage doing standupo for a fucking career, because frankly unless we can get that American Pdsycho doing coke on the reg jonb, we will be homeles.

But don;t be a goddamnb douchebag, fucking folow this fantastic Fratstar on twitter and attend his shows, cuz Boss gets down and speaks the words all y’all Douchebag pussyas are too afraid to speak out lout.\

Follow us on Twitter so we can have more fucking freidns you goddzamn GEED ass motherfucking douchebags: http://twitter.com/fratology101

You Want to Fuck YOUR Life? Fuck Mine First

willygoat — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 02:31:11 +0000

Just spilled my parent’s 300 dollar bottle of tequila on thier couch.

Signs of the GEED Apocalypse – Smart Car Flipping

willygoat — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 00:09:24 +0000

In some backwards ass Euro-trash version of cow tipping, those Douchebags in Amsterdam are getting together on the weekends and heading to the nearest bridge in order to throw some innocent persons car over the edge and into the water.

Now, normally we would be the first people to condone and participate in the destruction of various objects, but we do so in a responsible manner and with a goal in mind – to make a pledge clean it up. However, in this case, there are no pledges paying for cleaning supplies or rebuilding these cars. That burden falls upon the owners, making this entire incident completely and utterly stupid. Imagine if some Douchebag Amsterdam youth/bi-sexual/X-ed out whack-job decided to toss your car over a bridge after you were leaving the bar with some nice piece of tail headed back to your place.

Let that sink in.

Yep, we’d kill that motherfucker too.

And this last picture is for your enjoyment. I mean this Smart Car is getting fucked up by a Mercedes sedan:

Snap Bid of the Day – Cotton On

willygoat — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 23:16:56 +0000

A New Zealand t-shirt company named Cotton On has introduced a line of childrens clothing that is completely and absolutely fucking hilarious. Some have expressed outrage, saying that, ”These shirts are objectifying children sexually.”

I however say that these t-shirts are the best fucking thing I have seen in quite some time, and are undeniably in better taste than Ed Hardy’s line of childrens clothing. I mean think about it – would you rather your child wear a shirt with multi-colored bedazzled pidgeon wings, or one proclaiming that his mother is “easy”?

Clearly, this company deserves our Snap Bid of the Day for providing us with endless amounts of entertainment at the expense of others. Is that not what life is all about?